‘Underwater’ is a thriller that doesn’t quite embrace its weirdness enough

The generically titled thriller “Underwater” veers between being too crazy and not quite crazy enough, without ever hitting the sweet spot a ludicrously premised movie like this requires.

Caught at the nexus of “Alien,” “The Abyss” and “The Blair Witch Project,” “Underwater” is set in a drilling facility at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, nearly seven miles down in the Pacific Ocean. There lies the Kepler station, housing 316 crew members that control the nearby Roebuck drilling rig. When an earthquake hits, the Kepler station is severely damaged, and the pressure of the depths starts buckling sections of the massive facility.

After some scrambling about, six survivors land in one room. The one we’ve seen the most of is Norah (Kristen Stewart), a mechanical engineer who seemingly can hack or rewire anything. There’s also Rodrigo (Mamoudou Athie), Paul (T.J. Miller), Smith (John Gallagher Jr.) and his marine biologist girlfriend, Emily (Jessica Henwick), and Capt. Lucien (Vincent Cassel), who managed to evacuate a fair number of people before the escape pods ran out. Weirdly, except for the captain, the guys don’t have actual jobs — and only Miller’s Paul is allowed any personality quirks.

Capt. Lucien devises a plan for them to get out alive as the Kepler crashes down to the ocean floor. The plan requires them donning diving suits and traversing the ocean floor to the Roebuck drilling site, a mile away, where there should be more escape pods. That’s if the pressure of being that far underwater doesn’t kill them.

Once they get going, though, the crewmembers learn there’s something else they haven’t considered: Something else is down there with them, and could kill them, too.

Director William Eubank (who made the effective low-budget alien thriller “The Signal”) devises some nasty set pieces full of creepy effects, knocking members out of the party one at a time. But there’s a rote feeling to some of the jump scares, as well as the sort of narrative confusion when you put all six of your cast members in identical diving suits.

That’s the not-crazy-enough part of “Underwater.” The too-crazy part comes in the monster mash of a finale, which plays more like a video game’s final boss battle than a sensible action ending. But the cast, particularly Stewart, is game for anything — even crawling through the guts of a slimy beast, which is something no one needs to see.

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‘Underwater’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, January 10, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for sci-fi action and terror, and brief strong language. Running time: 95 minutes.

Cringe-worthy 'Like a Boss' isn't half as funny as the people in it

There’s a vast gulf between a funny movie and a movie with a lot of funny people in it, and within that gulf rests “Like a Boss,” whose raunchy humor misses more than it hits.

Tiffany Haddish and Rose Byrne star as Mia and Mel, women who have been friends since middle school, through high school and college, and launching their cosmetics line as a garage start-up. They do good business online, with a “one-night stand” mini make-up kit as their top-selling item. Their brick-and-mortar store, where Mia has the color ideas and Mel keeps the books, is hemorrhaging money — though it doesn’t keep the partners from leaving their employees, awkward Syd (Jennifer Coolidge) and flamboyant Barret (Billy Porter, stealing every scene), alone while they party with their wealthy, married-with-kids gal pals (Jessica St. Clair, Ari Graynor and Natasha Rothwell).

One day, in walks what could be the answer to Mia & Mel’s financial woes: Beauty mogul Claire Luna (Salma Hayek), a cosmetics CEO who wants to invest in the partners’ operation, in exchange for 49% interest in the business. The hitch is that if Mia and Mel ever break up, Claire gets controlling interest in the company. Mel, always eager to please, talks the more temperamental Mia into signing — but soon Claire is picking at the cracks in the partners’ relationship.

There’s certainly room in this premise — credited to two male screenwriters, Sam Pitman and Adam Cole-Kelly (sharing story credit with Danelle Sanchez-Witzel) — and director Miguel Arteta (“Beatriz at Dinner”) gathers together plenty of funny people to fill the space. But there’s not enough jokes baked into the script for the stars to latch onto, and the hope of spontaneous on-set hilarity doesn’t pay off as much as you’d like. There are occasional flashes of humor in “Like a Boss,” but the stars are in the position of trying to pretty up a bad situation without enough foundation.

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‘Like a Boss’

★★

Opens Friday, January 10, in theaters everywhere. Rated R for language, crude sexual material, and drug use..Running time: 83 minutes.

Single-take '1917' is technically brilliant, but its story is not so strong

The World War I drama “1917” raises a big question for a moviegoer: What matters more? The story a movie tells, or the technique used to tell it?

This is a question that usually comes up with summer blockbusters, where the whizbang special effects often drive the bus and the human interaction of characters takes a back seat, and fans enjoy the spectacle, eat their popcorn and curse those critics who can’t “leave their brains at the door.” But when the divide between technical wizardry and storytelling happens with a movie that’s considered an Academy Awards favorite — winning top honors at last weekend’s Golden Globes for the film and director Sam Mendes — the divide can’t be brushed aside so easily.

Read the full review at sltrib.com.

Documentary '63 Up' is a bittersweet reunion with people we've gotten to know over the decades

If you have never seen any of director Michael Apted’s “Up” documentaries, “63 Up” is not the place to start. 

For those of us who have watched them — and followed the lives Apted has chronicled  since they were seven years old — seeing “63 Up” is like a reunion with old friends. For a 55-year-old movie critic who saw “35 Up” when he was 27, the series has been a glimpse into one’s own future, a sneak preview of life eight years later.

Apted (“Coal Miner’s Daughter,” “The World Is Not Enough”) was a researcher for Granada TV’s newsmagazine “World In Action,” which in 1964 interviewed seven-year-olds, from rich schools and poor ones, to show viewers who would have their hands on Britain’s future. The documentary was inspired by the quote, attributed to Aristotle: “Give me the child to the age of 7, and I will show you the man.”

Apted went back and interviewed those same kids when they were 14. And when they were 21. And 28. And so on, every seven years, which is where we are now with “63 Up.”

Over the years, fans of the series have watched rich kids become successful rich adults, or chuck it all and go teach in Bangladesh. At the same time, the films have shown working-class kids grow into successful adults, or struggle with poverty and other problems.

As Apted combs through the lives of these people — and there’s plenty of footage from past installments to capture their personalities at different ages — a few common threads have permeated the series, and show up again in “63 Up.”

One is that they all, at one time or another, have gotten fed up with Apted poking his camera into their lives at seven-year intervals. Some of them have said so to his face — and Apted, to his credit, includes those moments. Most, as “63 Up” shows, have grown to appreciate being part of one of the most comprehensive experiments in film history.

Another is that life cares less about class divisions than snooty ‘60s TV producers did. There is some talk of politics, of Brexit and Donald Trump, but not too much. Everyone, regardless of their economic status, are dealing with everyday things, like children and health issues.

Death hangs over “63 Up” more than in past chapters. Many of the subjects have buried their parents. Others — spoiler alert! — are dealing with death in a more immediate way.

For those reasons, “63 Up” feels like it may be the end of the line. There’s also the fact that Apted turns 79 in February, and it’s unclear whether he would direct “70 Up” or if someone would take over the work. However, when I was 27, I arrogantly predicted the series would be over at “35 Up” — and I’d be happy to be wrong again.

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“63 Up”

★★★1/2

Opened November 27, 2019, in select cities; opens Friday, January 3, 2020, at the Broadway Centre Cinemas (Salt Lake City). Not rated, but probably PG-13 for language and mature themes. Running time: 139 minutes.

'Little Women'

It’s almost always a delight when the March sisters pay a visit, and this time they have a new friend, Greta Gerwig, who seems to understand the dreams and desires of Jo, Meg, Beth and Amy better than nearly anyone.

Yes, there have been many movie adaptations of Louisa May Alcott’s classic novel “Little Women” — 1933 with Katharine Hepburn, 1949 with June Allyson and Elizabeth Taylor, the rightly acclaimed 1998 version with Winona Ryder, even a modern-day adaptation filmed in Utah and released last year. All those speak to the durability of Alcott’s story, and the enduring love for these luminous characters. 

Gerwig, as writer and director, pulls off the difficult trick of showing these characters in their time but also informing our era — both in female empowerment and the changes in storytelling conventions.

While most adaptations follow Alcott’s largely linear narrative, Gerwig jumps first into the book’s later passages, when Jo March (Saoirse Ronan) is living in New York, writing short stories for the newspaper, for a publisher (Tracy Letts) who will pay more if the stories are particularly gruesome. Jo shows her writing to Prof. Bhaer (Louis Garrel), an academic who lives in the same boarding house — but he’s unimpressed with these stories, because he doesn’t see Jo’s personality in them.

What drives Jo? That we see in flashbacks, to seven years before, and the traditional start of the story. Jo lives with her sisters — Meg (Emma Watson), the oldest; Beth (Eliza Scanlan), the kindly middle child; and bratty Amy (Florence Pugh) — and their mother, Marmee (Laura Dern), in a snowy Massachusetts town. The family is scraping by with less, with Mr. March off working as a medic with the Union troops in the Civil War.

Poverty means small sacrifices, like not having a new dress for the holiday party thrown by their well-to-do neighbors. It’s at this dance where Jo first meets Theodore Laurence (Timothée Chalemet), aka Laurie, the grandson of the rich Mr. Laurence (Chris Cooper) who lives next door. Laurie becomes fast friends with the March girls, helping Meg through her first debutante ball, flirting with the too-young-to-get-it Amy, and connecting shy Beth with his grandfather, who is cheered when Beth comes over to play on his long-dormant piano.

Gerwig slides effortlessly between the two timelines — the winter in Massachusetts, and Jo’s life in New York — with one informing the other, the memories of the distant past feeding Jo’s writing of the less-distant past. What was a bold move, altering the narrative line of a classic, becomes a natural and obvious choice, because the approach breathes new life into Alcott’s familiar high spots.

For example, Beth’s bout of scarlet fever is telegraphed a bit more, but the impact is no less devastating to the sisters and Marmee. And the resolution of Jo and Laurie’s story becomes a cliffhanger that leaves us breathless to the end.

Gerwig and her team — full marks to cinematographer Yorick Le Saux, film editor Nick Houy, production designer Jess Gonchor and composer Alexandre Desplat — soak the movie in a million little details of 19th century life, that feel both authentic and lively.

And Gerwig is blessed with a dream cast, with co-conspirator Ronan (who starred in Gerwig’s “Lady Bird”) bringing out all of Jo’s drive and coltish exuberance. Watson and Scanlan fill out their comparatively thankless roles beautifully, as does Chalamet as the lovestruck Laurie. Dern and Cooper add adult gravitas, and Meryl Streep scores some laughs as the imperious matriarch, Aunt March. But the scene-stealer is Pugh, who plays Amy at two different ages — the impulsive pre-teen and the burgeoning woman — and aces them both. (Really, after this, the wrestling comedy “Fighting With My Family” and her horror turn in “Midsommar,” just this year, is there anything Pugh can’t do?)

It’s always been assumed that Alcott was writing about her own childhood, so Gerwig nudges that idea just a bit further, incorporating some of Alcott’s story into Jo’s — while also delivering a meta-critique of storytelling expectations, then and now. Here, Gerwig pulls off her finest trick, by delivering exactly what “Little Women” needs to be in a way that’s as fresh and alive as a spring meadow.

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‘Little Women’

★★★1/2

Opens Wednesday, December 25, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG for thematic elements and brief smoking. Running time: 134 minutes.

'Uncut Gems'

There’s broad agreement among critics that Adam Sandler gives the performance of his career in “Uncut Gems,” another breakneck run through the halls of New York greed by the directing-writing team of Benny and Josh Safdie.

It’s true that the Safdies channel Sandler’s rapid-fire delivery and manic desperation into the strongest character he’s ever played, and that Sandler gives back a passionate performance. That doesn’t make Sandler’s character any more likable, or his actions less repellent, or the movie any less uncomfortable to sit through.

It’s May 2012 in New York’s diamond district, and Sandler’s character, Howard Ratner, thinks he’s mere days away from the biggest score of his life. He’s procured a rare mineral, a stone embedded with uncut opals, smuggled out of an Ethiopian mine. His plan is to auction off the opal stone, make a ton of money and repay the Russian thugs and their boss, Arno (Eric Bogosian), before anybody’s thumbs get broken.

Howard’s weakness is gambling, particularly on the NBA playoffs that are underway. So things get really complicated when a business associate, Demany (Lakeith Stanfield), brings in a high-level client: Celtics center Kevin Garnett (playing himself), whose team is locked in a conference battle with the 76ers. When Garnett sees the opal stone, he thinks it’s the good-luck charm he needs, so Howard reluctantly loans it to him for a night. But the stone’s absence causes an unraveling in Howard’s plans, with bloody consequences.

Further complicating Howard’s life is that his wife, Dinah (Idina Menzel), wants a divorce — and when we see Howard maintains a downtown apartment for his mistress, Julia (Julia Fox), who works in Howard’s jewelry store, we start thinking Dinah’s got the right idea.

The Safdies excel in creating a grimy New York world and creating the characters who inhabit it. In this case, it’s the tiny super-expensive jewelry stores where the doors are double secure, like an airlock in a spaceship, and the riches are both luxurious and ridiculous (like the diamond-encrusted Furby medallions Howard tries to sell). Demany’s connections also take Howard, and us, backstage at the playoffs and into exclusive nightclubs, like the one where an up-and-coming singer called The Weeknd (playing himself) performs.

Sandler is so good as Howard, this perpetual schemer and hustler, that it’s unsettling. As the Safdies follow Howard down that rabbit hole of his lies, a viewer may squirm from the tension that’s built, even as the storyline devolves into some “Ocean’s 11” plotting that feels artificial next to the gritty world the Safdies have created through most of this dynamic, frenzied movie. 

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‘Uncut Gems’

★★★

Opened December 13 in select cities; opening Wednesday, December 25, at the Broadway Centre Cinemas (Salt Lake City). Rated R for pervasive strong language, violence, some sexual content and brief drug use.

'Spies in Disguise'

The animated “Spies in Disguise” has one cute idea — what if an international super-spy could become a pigeon — and can’t quite find enough to do with that idea to fill a feature-length movie.

Meet Lance Sterling, a spy so cool he brings his own entrance music when he infiltrates a nest of criminals. So cool he gets an ovation when he returns to his agency’s secret headquarters under the reflecting pool by the Lincoln Memorial. So cool that he’s voiced by Will Smith.

Meet Walter Beckett. Walter is not cool. He’s an inventor working in the bowels of that same spy agency, working on non-lethal alternatives to the spies’ usual array of deadly gadgets. When he surprises Lance by putting a kitty glitter bomb in his arsenal — glitter releases endorphins that temporarily neutralize an opponent with cuteness — Walter (voiced by Tom Holland) gets fired.

When it turns out Lance’s latest mission went awry, and an Internal Affairs agent, Marcy Kappel (voiced by Rashida Jones), suspects Lance is a double agent who stole the murderous drone he was supposed to bring back to HQ. Lance needs to escape his own agency and disappear, so he suddenly needs Walter’s help. Walter’s solution is a serum that alters Lance’s DNA and turns him into a pigeon. 

Lance wants none of this, even though Walter tells him that pigeons are the perfect disguise, because they reside in every major city and no one pays attention to them. Certainly it comes in handy when Lance and Walter take Lance’s super-fancy yacht to Venice, to track down the mysterious villain (voiced by Ben Mendelsohn) who apparently has a device that project Lance’s face onto the villain’s head.

There are some good gags here, mostly from the banter between the irate Lance and the eager-to-please Walter. Directors Tony Quane and Nick Bruno, both veterans of Blue Sky Animation (working on “The Peanuts Movie” and the “Ice Age” franchise), know how to pace a movie and ramp up the animation pyrotechnics. But, ultimately, the pigeon jokes and the juxtaposition of feathers and espionage run their course, and “Spies in Disguise” becomes another unremarkable animated gag reel.

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‘Spies in Disguise’

★★1/2

Opens Wednesday, December 25, at theaters everywhere. Rated PG for action, violence and rude humor. Running time: 101 minutes.

'Bombshell'

Director Jay Roach wants “Bombshell” to be just another workplace empowerment story, a “9 to 5” for the modern media age, where working women wrestle with the challenge of bringing down a powerful boss who’s sexually abusive.

And if this story were set in most workplaces, that would be that. But the based-on-a-true-story “Bombshell” is set in a specific workplace: The offices of the Fox News Channel. And the boss in question is Roger Ailes, the man who weaponized right-wing propaganda and injected the poison into the body politic. And the women who ended his career, anchors Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly among them, were willing purveyors of that fear-mongering garbage.

“Anything that would scare your grandmother or piss off your grandfather — that’s a Fox story,” a fast-talking Fox producer, Jess Carr (Kate McKinnon) tells a newbie colleague, Kayla Pospisil (Margot Robbie). For Kayla, a conservative Christian, Fox News is her dream job, and she’s got the blonde hair and good looks to go far there. But to do so, she must please one man: Ailes, played by John Lithgow with a lot of prosthetics and padding.

Kayla is a composite character, in a movie overloaded with name actors playing equally as famous people all over Fox News. That means Kayla is our conduit to see the foul behavior Ailes, who died in 2017 and can’t sue for slander, was accused of doing to many young, ambitious newswomen over the years.

Kayla is one of three legs of the narrative stool Roach, who pulled comedy out of recent history with the political tale “Game Change,” and screenwriter Charles Randolph (“The Big Short”) build. Another is Carlson (Nicole Kidman), depicted as not being willing to put up with the sexism of her “Fox & Friends” colleagues, and fuming when Ailes demotes her to hosting a show in the mid-afternoon dead zone. And the third is Kelly (Charlize Theron), facing a torrent of hostility after challenging then-candidate Donald Trump in a Republican debate — and learning how Ailes’ loyalty has its limits.

When Ailes fires Carlson, and Carlson then sues Ailes — not the company — for sexual harassment, Ailes becomes even more paranoid and dictatorial than usual. That leaves Kayla wondering if her career will be over before it begins, and it leaves Kelly to contemplate whether to support Carlson or stick with Ales.

The crux of the drama focuses on Kelly pondering, like Hamlet, this momentous decision. Theron is a great actor, and her impersonation of Kelly’s clipped cadences is spot on, but no performer alive could make an audience belief that the woman who declared on air that Santa Claus is a white man could be troubled by her conscience.

Roach’s yuk-it-up view of history, though, is less concerned with those kind of nuances. No, broad strokes are the requirement for the actors playing familiar faces. Alanna Ubach’s take on Jeanine Pirro is brutal, as is Allison Janney’s depiction of Ailes lawyer Susan Estrich — but Richard Kind’s portrayal of Rudy Giuliani is a comedy gold mine, whether he intended it to be or not.

Some moments work, like the montage where female Fox stars frantically slip into Spanx and short skirts while telling outside reporters that Ailes doesn’t tell them what to wear on the air. But painting the women of Fox News as the vanguard of the #MeToo movement is a tough sell, one that “Bombshell’s” uneven rhythms ultimately can’t make stick.

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‘Bombshell’

★★

Opened December 13 in select cities; opens Friday, December 20, in theaters everywhere. Rated R for sexual material and language throughout. Running time: 108 minutes.