Review: 'Hitpig' is a sorry excuse for children's entertainment, an animated movie with no humor or soul
The makers of the animated kids’ movie “Hitpig” list experience working for Illumination Animation, the folks behind the “Despicable Me” franchise — and if this is what they make on their own, one might predict that the next “Minions” movie will be much better without their involvement.
The title character of this terrible slog of a movie, Hitpig (voiced by Jason Sudeikis), is a wise-cracking animal bounty hunter, working for the reward of returning recalcitrant animals to their owners. In the early scenes, we see Hitpig take down a radioactive polecat (voiced by RuPaul) and a surly koala (voiced by Hannah Gadsby) — and run into his nemesis, an animal-rights protester, Leticia dos Anjos (voiced by Anitta), who works to set free the animals Hitpig captures.
When Leticia hacks into Hitpig’s bank account, he needs a big score. He finds one when a nasty Vegas animal trainer, Leapin’ Lord (voiced by Rainn Wilson), needs someone to retrieve his prized pet elephant, Pickles (voiced by Lilly Singh).
Hitpig finds Pickles, who’s naive enough to think that the pig is trying to rescue her and take her home to India. Hitpig goes along with the lie, but soon finds himself wanting to help Pickles out rather than bring her back to Lord. It’s like “Midnight Run,” only with anthropomorphic animals and no jokes.
Directors David Feiss and Cinzia Angelini, who have long IMDb pages of their credits as animators and storyboard artists, create animated set pieces that go flat on the screen, even when the backgrounds and animation get bouncy and colorful. The script, by Illumination alums Dave Rosenbaum and Tyler Werrin, is thin on plot and heavy on incidental one-liners — enough of them not synced up to any character’s mouth to make one suspect someone was brought in to punch things up, which they fail to do.
I should mention that “Hitpig” is based on a story by Berkeley Breathed, the author who created the ‘80s comic strip “Bloom County.” Breathed also wrote the book that was the basis for “Mars Needs Moms,” an animated movie so bad it ended director Robert Zemeckis’ fascination with motion-capture computer animation. The fallout for “Hitpig” won’t be so severe, because no one is going to notice when it fails.
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‘Hitpig!’
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Opens Friday, November 1, in select theaters. Rated PG for action/peril, rude humor and some thematic elements. Running time: 84 minutes.