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Cáit (Catherine Clinch, left) gets a warm welcome from Eibhlin (Carrie Crowley), the girl’s temporary foster mother, in writer-director Colm Bairéad’s drama “The Quiet Girl.” (Photo courtesy of Super Ltd. / Neon.)

Review: 'The Quiet Girl' is an Irish drama that packs a lot of emotion under its serene surface

March 09, 2023 by Sean P. Means

As the title implies, the Irish drama “The Quiet Girl” does have a reserved, pensive tone — but there are some powerful emotions brewing under the placid surface of this film, which is one of the nominees in the Academy Awards’ international film category.

Set in a rural part of Ireland, around 1981, the film centers on Cáit (played by newcomer Catherine Clinch), who’s maybe 10 or 12 years old. She’s a middle child in an overstuffed family, where Mam (Kate Nic Chonaonaigh) is pregnant again, and Da (Michael Patric) is spending too much time at the pub. Cáit, too young to go off with her older sisters and too old to be treated like a child, often is left alone, fading into the background.

With the new baby’s imminent arrival, Mam decides that Cáit would be better off going somewhere else for awhile. She makes arrangements to have Cáit spend the summer with an older couple, distant relatives of Mam on a dairy farm a couple hours’ drive away. Da drives her to the farm, but drives away before remembering to unload Cáit’s suitcase.

The woman of the house, Eibhlin (Carrie Crowley), gives Cáit a warm welcome, shows her around the farmhouse, invites her to join in some cooking, and finds some boys’ clothes in a spare room that Cáit can wear. Eibhlin’s husband, Seán (Andrew Bennett), stays at a distance, but eventually warms to the girl, who’s eager to join in the chores and help out on the farm.

Over time, Cáit warms to farm life, and comes out of her shell. But when a neighbor woman, Úna (Joan Sheehy), starts gossiping about Eibhlin and Seán, Cáit starts to question whether everything is what it seems with her new guardians.

Writer-director Colm Bairéad, adapting a 2010 short story by Irish writer Claire Keegan, focuses tightly on Cáit, the calm center of all the excitement going on around her — whether it’s the domestic chaos of Mam and her family, or the life among adults on the farm. Some child actors might wither under such a spotlight, but Clinch is a poised and quietly emotional young performer. 

What’s most remarkable about “The Quiet Girl” is the detail Bairéad imbues to the Irish country life, and the emotional specificity he delivers in every scene. It’s a movie that moves subtly, almost imperceptibly, but packs an emotional punch all the same.

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‘The Quiet Girl’

★★★1/2

Opens Friday, March 10, at the Broadway Centre Cinemas (Salt Lake City). Rated PG-13 for some strong language and smoking. Running time: 96 minutes, in Irish Gaelic with subtitles. 

March 09, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Sisters Tara Carpenter (Jenna Ortega, left) and Sam Carpenter (Melissa Barrera) have yet another confrontation with the knife-wielding Ghostface in “Scream VI,” the latest in the meta-horror franchise. (Photo courtesy of Paramount Pictures.)

Review: 'Scream VI' takes Ghostface to Manhattan, for some effectively staged mayhem and pointed movie commentary.

March 08, 2023 by Sean P. Means

The most surprising thing about “Scream VI” is that a horror franchise that is forcing you to count installments on your other hand can come up with anything surprising at all — which this solid, true-to-the-premise slasher does.

After the traditional opening celebrity kill — nice to see you, Samara Weaving, even if it’s just for a few blood-curdling moments — we get to our main characters. These are the four survivors of the fifth movie, called just “Scream,” from last year. They are Samantha Carpenter (Melissa Barrera) and younger sister Tara (Jenny Ortega), and twin siblings Mindy Meeks-Martin (Jasmin Savoy Brown) and Chad Meeks-Martin (Mason Gooding). The four have all moved to New York, where Tara, Mindy and Chad have started college in New York, and Sam watches over Tara to the point of suffocating her social life.

Sam is trying to deal with the aftermath of the last movie, which ended with her killing the last Ghostface, Richie Kirsch (Jack Quaid, seen here in flashbacks). Now, though, internet rumors have prompted the conspiracy theory that Sam is the real murderous mastermind, orchestrating kills in an effort to top her father, the original Ghostface, Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich). 

(Side note: It can’t be coincidence that Sam’s last name references “Halloween” director John Carpenter, the king of the slasher flick — and that if Sam used her family name, she would be Sam Loomis, the name of Michael Myers’ nemesis, played by Donald Pleasance, in the “Halloween” franchise. I missed the last movie, or I would have caught that earlier.)

With another Ghostface on the loose, Sam gets even more concerned about protecting Tara, and her friends Mindy and Chad. She’s also trying to explain stuff to her therapist (Henry Czerny), which goes badly — and is seeing the hunky neighbor, Danny Brackett (Josh Segurra), on the sly.

After the first few bodies, the movie gives us a meeting of the roommates — Sam and Tara’s roomie Quinn Bailey (Liana Liberato), Chad’s roommate Ethan (Jack Champion), and Mindy’s girlfriend Anika (Devyn Nekoda) — to figure out who is trustworthy and who might be a suspect. 

Also, Mindy, the film student of the bunch, observes that the killer isn’t following the rules of a horror movie, or of a sequel. This is a franchise now, and a franchise has its own rules. The most important rule: All bets are off, and anyone can be the killer or the next victim — even legacy players, like reporter Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox), who’s been on this case since the first movie, or “Scream 4” final girl Kirby Reed (Hayden Panettiere).

Kirby, by the way, is now an FBI agent who comes to New York to assist the lead NYPD investigator, Detective Bailey (Dermot Mulroney), who’s also Quinn’s dad.

That’s a lot of characters to keep track of, and that’s not factoring in how the script drops names of the previously deceased (like David Arquette’s Dewey) or, in the case of Sidney Prescott, conveniently offstage because Paramount wouldn’t pay Neve Campbell what she freakin’ deserves. And writers James Vanderbilt and Guy Busick also have fun with the trope — previously used by Jason Voorhees and the Muppets — of moving the action to Manhattan, where safety in numbers doesn’t necessarily work like the characters hope.

The directing team of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who made the fifth “Scream” and the tricky “Ready or Not” (which starred Weaving), build the suspense well and regularly find the right buttons to push to keep the audience on edge. They also get good work out of the talented cast, particularly Barrera (who sang and danced in “In the Heights”) and Ortega (now in the meme-generating “Wednesday”), who keep their squabbling sister routine as the movie’s through line between the knife attacks.

“Scream VI” is about 15 minutes longer than it needs to be, and some of the “kills” feel repetitive. But overall, it’s a good edge-of-the-seat horror thriller with twists of the knife that will unsettle and surprise viewers — much like the original did.

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‘Scream VI’

★★★

Opens Friday, March 10, in theaters everywhere. Rated R for strong bloody violence and language throughout, and brief drug use. Running time: 123 minutes.

March 08, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Michael B. Jordan stars as Adonis Creed, facing his past and a new opponent, in “Creed III,” which Jordan directed. (Photo by Eli Ade, courtesy of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures.)

Review: 'Creed III' lets Michael B. Jordan, as star and first-time director, step out from Rocky's shadow

March 03, 2023 by Sean P. Means

“Creed III” feels like a summation of sorts, but also a new beginning — because it shows a franchise, and a character, finally walking out of the long shadow of Rocky Balboa.

Star and first-time director Michael B. Jordan returns as boxer Adonis Creed, who’s at a good place in his life. Five years after his last fight, he’s enjoying his retirement from the sport, living a luxe life in Los Angeles with his wife, Bianca (Tessa Thompson), and their daughter, Amara (Mila Davis-Kent), who’s 8 years old and (as we saw in the second “Creed” movie), with a hearing impairment. 

Bianca has retired from performing music, to preserve what’s left of her hearing, and produces other people’s music in her home studio. Creed watches over his gym, working with his ringside man, Duke (Wood Harris), in managing Felix Chavez (Jose Benevidez), the heavyweight champ preparing to defend his title — the one he inherited from Creed when he retired — with a fight against Creed’s former rival, Viktor Drago (Florian Munteanu).

That’s when someone from Adonis’ past returns. Damian Anderson, played by Jonathan Majors, was Adonis’ protector and “big brother” when the two lived in the group home — before, we’re told, Adonis was brought to live with his father’s wife, Mary-Anne (Phylicia Rashad). The movie begins with the moment when Adonis’ and Damian’s paths split, when Adonis was 15, and Damian wound up going to prison for what eventually became an 18-year stretch.

Damian wants what he lost when he went to prison: A chance to be a boxer, like he was when he was in Golden Gloves. Adonis agrees to let Damian train at his gym, and spar with Felix, against Duke’s advice. Things move fast, and at a party for Bianca’s record label that crosses into Adonis’ boxing scene, a brawl breaks out that leaves Drago injured and unable to fight. Rather than postpone, Adonis convinces Felix to let Damian have a chance, an underdog going up against the champ. (It’s in this conversation that the movie, for the only time, mentions Rocky.)

Adonis figures out, a little too late, that there’s nothing coincidental about Damian’s arrival on the scene. Damian tells Adonis his plan: “I’m coming for it all.” And “all” includes Adonis’ life, which Damian thinks was taken from him when he went to prison.

The script — by Keenan Coogler (who worked on “Space Jam: A New Legacy”) and Zach Baylin (“King Richard”), who share story credit with Ryan Coogler (Keenan’s brother, and the director of the first “Creed”) — builds up to the inevitable showdown, with the aggressor Damian prodding Adonis out of retirement. The buildup is worth it, as it gives Jordan, Thompson and Rashad moments to dig into the pain and the joys of the boxing life. Jordan’s transformation of the Creed character, from hotheaded boxer in the first movie to the responsible adult here, is a delight to watch.

On the other side, Majors shows — even more so than he did in “Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania” as the antagonist who’s being built up to dominate the MCU — how much power and intensity he carries, both physically and psychologically, as Damian. This is a character who has to get under Adonis’ skin, and Majors shows he can push all of his opponent’s buttons.

The summation of “Creed III,” true to the series’ traditions, is in the ring. Jordan does a solid job directing the fight scenes, which range from gritty and sweaty to mythic and operatic. The fight scenes work because Jordan has laid the groundwork earlier in the film, to reveal the battle between Adonis and Damian as a family feud — which makes the confrontation all the more brutal and meaningful.

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‘Creed III’

★★★1/2

Opens Friday, March 3, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for intense sports action, violence and some strong language. Running time: 116 minutes.

March 03, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Sandra (Léa Seydoux) tends to her ailing father, Georg (Pascal Greggory), in a scene from writer-director Mia Hansen-Løve’s drama “One Fine Morning.” (Photo by Carole Bethuel, courtesy of Les Films Pelléas and Sony Pictures Classics.

Review: Léa Seydoux shines in 'One Fine Morning,' capturing the passion and emotion of a Parisian woman's surprisingly normal life

March 03, 2023 by Sean P. Means

The events depicted in “One Fine Morning” are shockingly normal — a woman raising her daughter, dealing with her ailing father, embarking on an affair — but they’re captured with such narrative precision and emotional depth by writer-director Mia Hansen-Løve and her leading lady, Léa Seydoux, that the result is radiant.

Seydoux — known to American audiences as the doomed lover of the last James Bond movies, or the prison guard who distracts Benicio Del Toro in “The French Dispatch” — plays Sandra Kienzler, who lives a good life in Paris. She raises her 8-year-old daughter, Linn (Camille Leban Martins), and works as an interpreter.

Sandra picked up her love of languages from her father, Georg (Pascal Greggory), a retired professor of philosophy — particularly versed in the German philosopher Immanuel Kant. Georg’s retirement, we’re told, was forced upon him because he was diagnosed with a degenerative neural condition, posterior cortical atrophy (also called Benson’s syndrome), which makes it increasingly difficult for him to make sense of what his eyes are telling his brain.

Sandra works with her mother, Françoise (Nicole Garcia) — who has been divorced from Georg for 20 years — and her sister, Elodie (Sarah Le Picard), to figure out a nursing home arrangement for Georg. (Turns out France’s health care system is nearly as heartless as ours, except that theirs is largely paid for.) They also must deal with Georg’s belongings, including a mountain of books accumulated over a lifetime of feeding his mind.

While all this is happening, Sandra encounters Clément (Melvil Poupaud), a “cosmo-chemist” who was a good friend of Sandra’s late husband. Their dormant friendship rekindles, and soon erupts into a passionate romance. The complication is that Clément is married and has a son, who is one of Linn’s classmates.

Hansen-Løve, coming off the intricately devised narrative of “Bergman Island,” lets her characters and viewers breathe in the spaces of Sandra’s life — her small but cozy apartment, the Parisian pocket parks where she takes Linn, even the succession of hospital rooms and nursing homes where Georg is moved. It’s fascinating that only toward the end is there even a glimpse of the Eiffel Tower, because Hansen-Løve is depicting Paris as Parisians experience it, not as a tourist destination.

Those places help illuminate Sandra’s life, as she navigates romance, desire, motherhood and the impending slow-motion grief from watching her father’s slow decline. Seydoux navigates those emotions brilliantly and bravely, never afraid to display Sandra’s heart out in the open. “One Fine Morning” shows a life being lived, and lived well, even as she’s working through some of the hardest moments of it.

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‘One Fine Morning’

★★★1/2

Opens Friday, March 3, at the Broadway Centre Cinemas (Salt Lake City). Rated R for some sexuality, nudity and language. Running time: 112 minutes; in French with subtitles.

March 03, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Judd Hirsch stars as Mordecai Samel, a retired plumber in Miami, learning some new tricks when gets his first iPhone, in the comedy-drama “iMordecai.” (Photo courtesy of FeMor Productions.)

Review: 'iMordecai' is a family story with its heart in the right place, but so much else going wrong

March 03, 2023 by Sean P. Means

The story of “iMordecai” is based, loosely, on the family of its first-time director, Marvin Samel — and there’s enough authentic charm here that one wishes the rookie filmmaker had handed the project off to someone who could dodge the sentimental pitfalls that he plunges into head first.

This comedy-drama centers on Mordecai Samel, a retired plumber pushing 80 in a Miami apartment complex with his wife, Fela (Carol Kane — making for the “Taxi” reunion you never knew you wanted). Mordecai thinks he can still fix things like he used to, which is why his exasperated son Marvin (Sean Astin) finds him taking a jackhammer to his bathroom, to give Fela a walk-in shower.

Marvin also notices Mordecai’s ancient flip phone, held together with electrical tape, and decides it’s time for his dad to enter the iPhone age. Turns out that having a phone without buttons is liberating — once Mordecai gets some lessons from one of the “Einsteins” at the store (no mention of “Genius Bar” in this unlicensed movie), Nina (Azia Dinea Hale). Mordecai and Nina become fast friends, sharing a love of painting, and their cross-generational friendship opens up Mordecai to art and other pursuits.

Mordecai’s new life is not without its complications. Fela is starting to experience dementia, and Mordecai needs to watch over her more closely than before — particularly when Fela hears Mordecai on the phone with another woman, not realizing it’s Siri on his new phone.

Mordecai starts painting again, inspired by his childhood in Poland, escaping in 1939 before the Nazis invaded. Not everyone in his family was so lucky, he tells Nina, noting that some of his aunts died in the Treblinka concentration camp. Nina — who volunteers at the Jewish Center where Mordecai sometimes visits — doesn’t tell him that she learned that her recently deceased grandfather was an SS guard at Treblinka.

Samel and the script — written by Rudy Gaines, who shares story credit with Samel and Dahlia Heyman — lumbers through the connect-the-dots plot, and spends way too much time on Marvin’s troubles trying to sell a cigar factory he invested in using money borrowed from his dad. More interesting are the animated sequences that depict Mordecai’s memories of Poland and the antisemitism that prompted his family to escape to America.

The best parts of “iMordecai” are Hirsch and Kane, both committing to their sometimes overwritten characters and embodying the movie’s message — that you’re never too old to live a full life — better than the script and direction do.

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‘iMordecai’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, March 3, at the Megaplex Jordan Commons (Sandy), Megaplex at The District (South Jordan). Megaplex at Legacy Crossing (Centerville) and Megaplex at Thanksgiving Point (Lehi). Not rated, but probably PG-13 for some language, drug use, cigar smoking, and discussions of the Holocaust. Running time: 102 minutes.

March 03, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Sari (Keri Russell) tries to avoid an attack by a black bear that’s high on cocaine, in the horror comedy “Cocaine Bear.” (Photo by Pat Redmond, courtesy of Universal Pictures.)

Review: The title says it all in 'Cocaine Bear,' but the movie could do a lot more with its crazy premise

February 23, 2023 by Sean P. Means

Say this much for the horror-comedy “Cocaine Bear”: It’s all right there in the title. There’s a bear and a lot of cocaine — what more do you need?

Since I’m asking, I could have used some narrative coherence amid all the drug-fueled animal incoherence. For all the craziness of “Cocaine Bear,” there’s a rote predictability about it, as if director Elizabeth Banks (“Pitch Perfect 2,” “Charlie’s Angels”) and screenwriter Jimmy Warden didn’t given every indication they didn’t just think up the concept of a cocaine-snorting bear and went on autopilot the rest of the way.

Actually, there once was a bear who got into some cocaine, back in 1985 — which is enough to kick-start the “inspired by true events” tag at the movie’s beginning. When a drug mule flying over the South dumps duffel bags full of cocaine, and then conks himself in the head and dies without opening his parachute, there’s a race between cops and drug dealers to retrieve the kilo bricks.

What neither side knows is that a black bear got there first, which makes sense because the bags landed in a national forest in Georgia and the bear already lives there. The bear consumes a kilo or two, and gets a hankering for the white powder, and goes sniffing for more — and anyone getting in the way is going to be the bear’s next meal.

Among the humans who cross paths with the bear: 

• Two low-level drug dealers, Eddie (Alden Ehrenreich) and Daveed (O’Shea Jackson Jr.), sent by their boss Syd (Ray Liotta, who finished work on the movie just before dying last May) to retrieve the kilos before Syd’s Colombian business partners get mad.

• Bob (Isiah Whitlock Jr.), a detective on the trail of the cocaine.

• A nurse, Sari (Keri Russell), who realizes her teen daughter Deedee (Brooklynn Prince) has skipped school with her friend Henry (Christian Convery) to go into the woods.

• The Forest Service ranger, Liz (Margo Martindale), who reluctantly escorts Sari up toward a waterfall, when Liz would rather be making time with a forest biologist, Peter (Jesse Tyler Ferguson). 

• Various other actors who probably had to have various body parts molded by the special-effects crew, so their characters could be chomped into and scattered about convincingly.

Banks, as a director, has an ear for a good throwaway joke or comic performance, and she has the sense not to get in the way of Martindale or Liotta, to name two, when they’re giving more than the material contains. 

But “Cocaine Bear” reaches a point of diminishing returns, where everyone involved —onscreen, behind the camera and in the audience — realizes there’s not as much material here as was needed to fill 90-or-so minutes. Starting with a crazy premise gets you so far (e.g., “Snakes on a Plane”), but you have to have a plan for getting out of the woods.

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‘Cocaine Bear’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, February 24, in theaters everywhere. Rated R for bloody violence and gore, drug content and language throughout. Running time: 95 minutes.

February 23, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Pastor Chuck Smith (Kelsey Grammer, right) welcomes young evangelist Lonnie Frisbee (Jonathan Roumie, center) and his acolytes into his home, in the Christian drama “Jesus Revolution.” (Photo by Dan Anderson, courtesy of Lionsgate.)

Review: 'Jesus Revolution' tells a fascinating story of a '70s Christian youth movement, but chooses the least interesting person to relate it

February 23, 2023 by Sean P. Means

There are three real-life figures at the center of “Jesus Revolution,” and it’s the movie’s misfortune that only one of the three is still alive today — because he’s the least interesting of the three, and he’s the one through whom we see the other two.

Directors Jon Erwin (who has captured the Christian drama market with his brother Andrew) and Brent McCorkle dive into the Christian scene in Southern California in the last 1960s and early 1970s. It was a time when, as a backlash to the “tune in, turn on, drop out” ethos of Timothy Leary and the Haight-Ashbury crowd, a fair number of young people found their high of choice in Jesus.

The story starts with Chuck Smith (Kelsey Grammer), a Baptist minister in a sleepy, under-attended church in Costa Mesa, Calif. His rebel daughter, Janette (Ally Ioannides), on a dare, brings home a hippie — a charismatic preacher of the gospel, Lonnie Frisbee (played by Jonathan Roumie, who portrays Jesus in the series “The Chosen”). Chuck is dubious of Lonnie at first, but soon recognizes that his interest in Jesus is genuine, and could bring in a new generation of parishioners.

The early going is rough, particularly when Chuck’s older church members threaten the pastor with his job for embracing the ever-growing ranks of young, barefoot worshippers. (In one of the nicest scenes in the movie, Chuck responds to the complaints about the dirt being tracked into the church by doing the most Christ-like thing he can think of: He washes the young people’s feet.)

Threading through the rise of Chuck’s Calvary Chapel and Lonnie’s prominence as a faith healer, and the clash that threatens to undo the movement, comes our third player. That’s Greg Laurie (played by Joel Courtney, from “The Kissing Booth” and its sequels), a teen who drops out of military school and follows his bliss — and a cute girl, Cathe (Anna Grace Barlow) — through the hippie community, but finds the drug scene a dead end.

At his lowest point, Greg finds Lonnie, and becomes part of his following. Greg becomes a youth leader, drawing comic-book flyers to spread the good word, and assisting Chuck and Lonnie. Finding Jesus also leads Greg to finding Cathe again, and lets him hope they may make a life together.

The script, adapted from Laurie’s memoir by Erwin and Jon Gunn (who also co-wrote “American Underdog,” the Erwin Brothers’ biographical drama about football star Kurt Warner), also details Greg’s hard relationship with his mother (Kimberly Williams-Paisley), depicted as a bleached blonde alcoholic who clings to her son because the other men in her life cut out on her. It’s a thankless role, but Williams-Paisley finds some genuine moments of grace in it.

“Jesus Revolution” has its highs and its lows. The best parts include Grammer’s low-key performance as Chuck, accepting early Lonnie’s arrival as a chance to spread God’s word, and Roumie’s portrayal of Lonnie, which hints at the darker strains in his backstory. (The movie sidesteps how Lonnie died; Google it.) The negatives mostly are the parts of the story involving Laurie, from the melodramatic mother drama to a bland romantic subplot.

The Erwins know how to present a strong, Christian-based story that doesn’t fall back on the lazy storytelling of “miracles” — “American Underdog” wasn’t afraid to make its Christian characters fallible, and their documentary “The Jesus Music” (which covers parts of the history shown here) was admirable for telling the human stories in the Christian music world. One wishes that, in “Jesus Revolution,” they could have showed a little more faith in their subjects.

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‘Jesus Revolution’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, February 24, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for strong drug content involving teens and some thematic elements. Running time: 120 minutes.

February 23, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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Pvt. Segura (Eddie Ramos) tries to reach the world outside his claustrophobic surroundings, in the World War I-based horror thriller “Bunker.” (Photo by Nancy J. Parisi, courtesy of Blue Fox Entertainment.)

Review: 'Bunker' is a technically smart but narratively confused horror thriller, trapped inside a World War I trench

February 23, 2023 by Sean P. Means

Sometimes, I end up watching a movie with my brain running on parallel tracks — admiring the technical achievement, but perplexed at the narrative flow — and that’s what happened watching “Bunker,” a micro-budget horror movie that’s expertly crafted but doesn’t make a lick of sense.

The movie starts in a trench somewhere near the front during World War I, amid a mix of British and American soldiers waiting for the next artillery bursts to drop on them from the Germans. Enter an officious British officer, Lt. Turner (Patrick Moltane), with orders that his men should make a push toward the front — so, as they say in “Blackadder Goes Forth,” they can “move Field Marshall Haig’s drinks trolley six inches closer to Berlin.”

The surprise comes when they get out of the trench, and nobody is trying to kill them. There’s all silence from the German side, and as Turner’s men get closer to the German trench, there’s no sign of anyone alive defending it. They find a door to a bunker, blocked off from the outside. Undeterred, Lt. Turner orders some men to open it.

Inside, they find a mass grave of dead German soldiers, and one German apparently being crucified — with bayonets nailing his hands to a roof beam, and his torso spooled with barbed wire. Turner orders his men to take the German down, and tells the American medic, Pvt. Segura (Eddie Ramos), to treat his wounds.

Soon, though, the men feel something dark and foreboding in the bunker. Some of the men seem to go mad — like the mustachioed Lance Cpl. Walker (Adriano Gatto), who starts to remove his own skin with a straight razor. Others notice that the dead Germans in the mass grave may not be so dead.

After some harrowing scenes, an artillery shell seals the bunker shut, and there are only five people left inside: Lt. Turner, Pvt. Segura, American soldier Baker (Julian Feder), English soldier Lewis (Quinn Moran), and the formerly strung-up German, Kurt (Luke Baines). Turner seems to be losing his mind, but that’s not the least of their problems, because something is causing the men to spit up white goo with something alive in it.

Director Adrian Langley, a veteran of both low-budget horror and Christmas romances, handles the technical side of this claustrophobic horror movie expertly. He provides a good sense of space within the tight quarters, and the brain-corroding effects of the soldiers’ captivity and whatever supernatural thing is eating away at them. 

Langley and screenwriter Michael Huntsman employ echoes of “Alien,” “The Exorcist” and David Cronenberg-style body horror, but it never feels like plagiarism or a showily ironic “homage.” It’s more like a compendium of everything that makes humans terrified, all distilled into one movie.

(Full disclosure: Michael Huntsman and one of the film’s producers, James Huntsman, are part of the Huntsman family familiar to people in Utah. James Huntsman’s brother Jon Jr. used to be the governor of Utah, and U.S. ambassador to Russia and China. Their brother Paul is chairman of the board of The Salt Lake Tribune, where I have my day job.)

Alas, the technical prowess shown early in “Bunker” can’t quite sustain enough tension or chills as the movie proceeds to its grimly predictable conclusion. War is hell, so who’s going to notice another demon?

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‘Bunker’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, February 24, in theaters. Rated R for violence, gore and some language. Running time: 108 minutes.

February 23, 2023 /Sean P. Means
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