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Sonic, voiced by Ben Schwartz, returns for new adventures and a new nemesis in “Sonic the Hedgehog 2.” (Image courtesy of Paramount Pictures and Sega.)

Review: In 'Sonic the Hedgehog 2,' the blue hero and Jim Carrey's crazed villain return for sporadic laughs

April 06, 2022 by Sean P. Means

In the first “Sonic the Hedgehog” movie, they fixed the problem of how to animate a fast-moving blue video game character — but in “Sonic the Hedgehog 2,” they’re still having problems delivering a story that is as fleet-footed as its young hero.

Before we’re reunited with Sonic, the movie checks in on the villain, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka Dr. Eggman, played by Jim Carrey, who applies his comic gifts to this absurdly cartoonish bad guy with the massive mustache. Robotnik is trapped on the Mushroom Planet, until he sees a portal, through which emerges a fierce red fighter, who is later identified as Knuckles the Echidna (and is voiced by Idris Elba). 

Eventually, both Robotnik and Knucles make it to Earth — where Sonic (voiced again by Ben Schwartz) is working hard to live a normal life in Green Hills, Montana, with his adopted human parents, Tom Wachowski (James Marsden), the town’s sheriff, and his veterinarian wife, Maddie (Taika Sumpter). On this particular weekend, Tom and Maddie are off in Hawaii for the wedding of Maddie’s sister, Rachel (Natasha Rothwell), and super hunky Randall (Shemar Moore). Rachel has warned Tom that if he messes up the wedding with any hedgehog-related hijinks, she will end him.

Cue the hedgehog-related hijinks, as Sonic learns that Robotnik has joined forces with Knuckles to find something called the Master Emerald — a source of ultimate power that definitely should not be in the hands of somebody like Robotnik. Sonic has someone on his side: Tails (voiced by Colleen O’Shaughnessey, a veteran voice actor), a two-tailed fox with a backpack of gadgets, flying capability, and a devotion to Sonic that knows no bounds.

So the chase lurches from Montana to Siberia to, inevitably, Hawaii — where Tom, Maddie and Rachel get drawn into the craziness.

A trio of writers — Pat Casey and Josh Miller, who wrote the first one, and John Whittington (who contributed to “The Lego Batman Movie” and “The Lego Ninjago Movie”) — keep the gags coming fast and frenzied. Director Jeff Fowler, back from the first movie, understands his two missions: Keep the CG effects humming along, and stay out of Jim Carrey’s way whenever he’s mugging and augmenting his dialogue, which is frequently.

As with the first “Sonic,” “Sonic the Hedgehog 2” is watchable only because of Carrey, as he applies offbeat shadings to an already ridiculous character and makes them fascinating. Not even Carrey has enough spice to justify the two-hour running time that will leave kids as bored as their grownup chaperones. 

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‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, April 8, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG for action, some violence, rude humor, and mild language. Running time: 122 minutes.

April 06, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Maid Jane Fairchild (Odessa Young) prepares to serve wine to Emma Hobday (Emma D’Arcy), the woman engaged to the man Jane loves — while Jane’s employer, Sir Godfrey Nevin (Colin Firth), looks on — in director Eva Husson’s drama “Mothering Sunday.” (Photo by Jamie D. Ramsay, courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics.)

Review: 'Mothering Sunday' is a sensual, sensitive tale of a woman channeling love and grief into writing

April 06, 2022 by Sean P. Means

Love, lust and grief mix freely in director Eva Husson’s “Mothering Sunday,” which is simultaneously thoughtful and sensual in its telling of a writer’s recollections of her youthful and not-so-youthful romances.

It’s 1924 on an English estate, and Jane Fairchild (Odessa Young) is looking forward to her day off. Jane works as a maid for the Nevins, Sir Godfrey (Colin Firth) and Clarrie (Olivia Colman), and they’re spending this day — the equivalent of Mother’s Day — with friends at another noble house. The Nevins will be toasting the upcoming wedding of two children of family friends: Paul Sheringham (Josh O’Connor) and Emma Hobday (Emma D’Arcy).

Jane will be spending her day at the Sheringham’s estate, for a rendezvous with Paul, for sex and cigarettes, just days before he’s scheduled to marry Emma. For Paul, his marriage to Emma is an obligation, something to please his parents, like his plans to become a lawyer. Emma was intended to marry the Nevins’ son, James — but he was killed in the Great War, as was Paul’s two brothers.

The screenplay by Alice Burch (who wrote the Florence Pugh drama “Lady Macbeth”), adapting Graham Swift’s novel, is at its best when Jane, an orphan, briefly considers the life of luxury she witnesses in the Nevins’ and Sheringham’s homes. A fair portion of the story happens after Paul leaves Jane for the luncheon party with Emma and the Nevins — as Jane explores the Sheringhams’ opulent home, from its library to the kitchen, fully nude.

The scenes from 1924 are intercut with two other timelines. One features a slightly older Jane working in a bookshop and starting out as a novelist, married to Daniel (Sope Dirisu), a writer of philosophy. The other shows a much older Jane — played by the legendary Glenda Jackson, who’s 85 now and still a steely presence.

Husson and Birch explore the dividing lines between love and lust, working-class and idly rich, and how the specter of death cuts through those divisions. They also, through Young’s quietly moving performance, show how a writer processes all of those emotions, turning every part of their lives into words on a page.

“Mothering Sunday” doesn’t always work — the scenes not set in 1924 tend to drag the rest of the story down a bit — but when it does, when Jane tiptoes naked through a manor house to gather every sensation she can, the movie achieves a graceful kind of power.

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‘Mothering Sunday’

★★★

Opens Friday, April 8, at the Broadway Centre Cinemas. Rated R for sexual content, graphic nudity and some language. Running time: 104 minutes.

April 06, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler), Eulalie “Lally” Hicks (Jessica Williams), Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) and Theseus Scamander (Callum Turner), from left, find a familiar location in Hogwarts, in a scene from “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore.” (Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures.)

Review: 'The Secrets of Dumbledore' moves the Wizarding World forward a bit, but is mostly spinning its wheels

April 06, 2022 by Sean P. Means

One imagines director David Yates, who with “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore” has now helmed seven movies in J.K. Rowling’s fantasy realm — er, Wizarding World™ — with diminishing returns, waking up from a butterbeer hangover and mumbling to himself, like Martin Sheen’s character in “Apocalypse Now,” “I’m still only in Hogwart’s.”

The third installment in the prequel series to Rowling’s “Harry Potter” saga has fixed some of the problems of the terrible second chapter, “The Crimes of Grindelwald” — but still has a way to go to justify its existence beyond a money machine aimed at the fans who will shell out for anything that drops the word “Hufflepuff” in the script occasionally.

The new film picks up pretty much where the last one did, with Gellert Grindelwald amassing his army of wizards and witches, to carry out his plot to give magical folk dominion over the Muggle-centered world. Key to this plan is to groom brooding young Credence (Ezra Miller) for a mission to kill the one wizard Grindelwald cannot act against himself: Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law). 

A note here about the casting of Grindelwald. At the end of the first “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” and through the second film, the villain was played by Johnny Depp. After headlines about Depp’s private life (which people can argue about on their own time), he was replaced by the great Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen, who brings a pleasantly patrician air to the character’s evil scheming.

Alas, the series is still saddled with Eddie Redmayne, mumbling and stumbling through the role of “magizoologist” Newt Scamander. Newt is again enlisted by Dumbledore, his old Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, to help thwart Grindelwald’s plans. For reasons that are overexplained eventually, a creature that Newt pursues early in the film becomes a significant part of the story.

Joining Newt in Dumbledore’s Army 1.0 are his brother, Theseus Scamander (Callum Turner), American charms professor Eulalia “Lally” Hicks (Jessica Williams), Newt’s lovestruck assistant Bunty (Victoria Yeates), French-Senegalese wizard Yusuf Kama (William Nadylam), and New York baker — and Newt’s no-maj friend — Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler). Their plan is to have no plan, to attack in as many surprising ways as possible to keep Grindelwald from predicting their next move. 

Complicating their efforts is Grindelwald’s newest minion, telepath Queenie Goldstein (Alison Sudol) — who is also Jacob’s lost love. (The whereabouts of Queenie’s sister Tina — the American auror played in the first two films by Katherine Waterston — are left a mystery for most of the movie.)

The script — by Rowling, with a severe rewrite by Steve Kloves, who adapted most of the Potter books — works double-time to insert Newt and his animal expertise into the story, though his scenes tend to be goofier than anything else happening. The main story, which deals with Grindelwald’s rise to power, is laden with allusions to current authoritarian politics, while Kloves finally lets Dumbledore make a declaration of love that Rowling never permitted in her books.

The series, though, is still circling when it needs to get to the point. If Warner Bros. lets the franchise wrap up the story according to canon — starting the First Wizarding War, which means the eventual rise of Lord Voldemort — maybe we’ll get movies that are more payoff than set-up.

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‘Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, April 15, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for some fantasy action/violence. Running time: 142 minutes.

April 06, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Nate Foster (Rueby Wood) is the star of his own dream-sequence musical number, in the all-ages comedy “Better Nate than Ever.” (Photo courtesy of Disney.)

Review: 'Better Nate than Ever' is pure Disney cotton candy, with a surprising twist

March 31, 2022 by Sean P. Means

On one level, the new Disney Channel — I mean, Disney+ — all-ages comedy “Better Nate than Ever” is the sort of low-budget, slapped-together affair the House of Mouse cranks out when it isn’t spending 100 times as much on the next live-action adaptation of one of their animated classics.

On another level, though, “Better Nate than Ever” fits in the Disney mold of fun, uplifting stories about charming underdogs overcoming adversity. But with an important twist: The 13-year-old protagonist, played winningly by newcomer Rueby Wood, is gay.

OK, so Nate Foster never says he’s gay, and no one else calls him that. But what Nate does say leaves no doubt in his or anyone else’s mind. Also, writer-director Tim Federle — who’s the showrunner for “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series” — has embedded cultural signifiers that, in another era, would be all that was necessary to spell it out: Nate’s obsession over Broadway musicals, the framed photo of Bernadette Peters on his dresser, the rainbow rabbits foot that dangles from his backpack.

Nate, in middle school in Pittsburgh, desperately wants a lead role in the school play, but barely makes the chorus — where he’ll get to hang out with his best friend, the remarkably zen Libby (Aria Brooks). It’s Libby who discovers an open audition on Broadway for child roles in “Lily & Stitch: The Musical.” (Somewhere in a cubicle in Disney’s corporate offices, some bright bulb is going, “Say, that’s not a bad idea.”)

Nate and Libby hatch a plan to sneak out of their homes and catch a Greyhound to New York, so Nate can audition. The stars align to help them: Obnoxious big brother Anthony (Joshua Bassett, from “HSM:TM:TS”) will be away at a track meet, and their parents, Sherrie and Rex (Michelle Federer and Norbert Leo Butz), are taking an anniversary spa trip. 

Once Nate and Libby hit New York, things so in unexpected directions. (Well, unexpected for them. The audience knows where this is all going.) One unexpected incident is that Nate and Libby run into Nate’s Aunt Heidi (Lisa Kudrow), a constantly striving stage actress and cater waiter. We’re told that Heidi and Sherrie haven’t spoken to each other in years — because Heidi skipped Sherrie and Rex’s wedding because she got a callback.

So the story is as straightforward as can be. What makes it fun is how Federle (who wrote the middle-school-level novel on which this is based) delivers the goods. Nate dreams in musical numbers that show him the best- and worst-case scenarios for how his New York adventure will go. And his audition scenes are bravura turns of stage-kid inventiveness. (My favorite is his monologue, quoted verbatim from an episode of “Designing Women.”)

What makes this all work are the two kid leads, Brooks (who appeared in Nickelodeon’s recent revival of its sketch show “All That”) and especially Wood, making his screen debut. (He’s not completely green, though — he played Charlie in a national tour of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” before the pandemic.) Wood gives Nate the proper levels of gumption, grit and desperation that propel him from Pittsburgh embarrassment to Big Apple hopeful. He makes “Better Nate than Ever” better than it probably deserves to be.

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‘Better Nate than Ever’

★★★

Starts streaming Friday, April 1, on Disney+. Rated PG for thematic elements, a suggestive reference and mild language. Running time: 92 minutes.

March 31, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Noomi Rapace plays a 19th century villager who isn’t all she appears to be, in Goran Stolevski’s horror-thriller “You Won’t Be Alone.” (Photo courtesy of Focus Features.)

Review: 'You Won't Be Alone' is a moody telling of a disturbingly fractured folk tale

March 30, 2022 by Sean P. Means

As horror movies go, writer-director Goran Stolevski’s feature debut “You Won’t Be Alone” is at once visually disturbing and emotionally tender — a good trick for a movie about a body-changing witch.

The residents of a mountain village in Macedonia, somewhere in the 1800s, are terrified of the stories of a baby-eating witch that stalks the area. The gnarled old witch, Old Maid Maria (Anamaria Marinca), thinks she’s found a baby — but the child’s mother makes a bargain for the witch to return when the girl has come of age. 

Nevena’s mom raises the girl in a cave, hoping to keep Maria from finding her. But when Nevena (played as an adult by Sara Klimoska) turns 16, Maria returns to claim her prize. Nevena runs away, but Maria catches her, and starts training her in the art of surviving as a witch. 

Nevena has to pick up the main trick on her own: How to take over the bodies of humans, so as to blend in with them. Nevena bounces from village to village, and from body to body; some of her victims include Noomi Rapace (Lisbeth Salander in the original “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” trilogy) and Alice Englert (“The Power of the Dog”).

Stolevski, who is of Australian and Macedonian heritage, is stronger on mood than plot, and he creates some stunning and disturbing visuals, particularly of the bloody body-switching process. He understands that the line between folk legend and fairy tale is a blurry one, and there’s something that’s satisfyingly Grimm in the way the story plays out.

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‘You Won’t Be Alone’

★★★1/2

Opens Friday, April 1, in theaters. Rated R for violence and gore, sexual content, graphic nudity, and sexual assault. Running time: 108 minutes; in Macedonian, with subtitles.

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This review originally appeared on this website on January 23, when the movie premiered at the 2022 Sundance Film Festival.

March 30, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Jared Leto plays Dr. Michael Morbius, a doctor whose search for a cure to his blood disorder leads to some vampire-like side effects, in the Marvel-inspired “Morbius.” (Photo courtesy of Sony / Columbia Pictures.)

Review: 'Morbius' lets Jared Leto cut loose as a neo-vampire, but then sucks the life out of him with a mishmash of action scenes.

March 30, 2022 by Sean P. Means

For awhile, the comic-book action movie “Morbius” — a “Spider-Man”-adjacent character in the Sony-controlled part of the Marvel back catalog — is an interesting enough little thriller, with Jared Leto playing a determined but not-evil scientist who gets the thrills and consequences of playing God.

Then, just past the hour mark, director Daniel Espinosa (who made the Jake Gyllenhaal-starring space thriller “Life”) and writers Matt Salaam and Burk Sharpless settle into the toothless series of chaotic fight sequences we all knew was coming.

Leto plays the title character, Dr. Michael Morbius, a brilliant doctor and researcher, specializing in blood-borne diseases like the one that’s left him on crutches since he was a child. He thinks the breakthrough he’s seeking will come by combining the DNA of vampire bats with the human genetic code.

He’s bankrolled on this by his longtime friend Lucien (Matt Smith), who’s super-rich and has the same disease — and whom Morbius calls Milo for reasons randomly explained in a flashback. He’s aided by his brilliant assistant, Dr. Martine Bancroft (Adria Arjona), who’s suggested as a love interest only because pickings are slim in this script.

Sure enough, Morbius tries his DNA experiment on himself, and immediately he’s hale and hearty, off the crutches and sporting washboard abs. Oh, and he wants to feast on human blood, and took out a crew of mercenaries after his first transformation. He manages to hold off on further urges for red blood, thanks to a supply of artificial blood (which he invented, as the script tells us earlier). But the artificial blood’s potency is wearing off faster and faster, a couple of FBI agents (Tyrese Gibson and Al Madrigal) are nosing around, and Lucien/Milo eagerly wants a taste of what Morbius took.

There are some cool images mixed into the standard action beats — namely, the liquid-like effect that visualizes Morbius’ bat-like echolocation. But the action sequences in the second half are frenzied and random, so much so that a viewer has to wait for characters to stop fighting just so we can see who’s winning.

Odd that playing a man transforming into a vampire feels like a more lived-in, relaxed performance for Leto than his cartoonish Italian fop in “House of Gucci,” but at least he seems to be having fun with it. It’s also enjoyable to watch Smith, the former “Doctor Who” star, sink his teeth (pardon the pun) into a villain role.

Of course, being something with the word “Marvel” in the credits, “Morbius” can’t be satisfied with just being its own thing. Stay through the main credits, as the MCU has trained us to do, and there’s a hint at future franchise movies to come, a beloved actor wasting his talents in armored supervillain garb, and a dull reminder that origin movies like this only exist to set up the next one.

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‘Morbius’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, April 1, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, some frightening images, and brief strong language. Running time: 108 minutes.

March 30, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Romance novelist Loretta Sage (Sandra Bullock, right) and Alan (Channing Tatum), the cover model for her books, find themselves hunted in the jungle, in the adventure comedy-romance “The Lost City.” (Photo courtesy of Paramount Pictures.)

Review: 'The Lost City' delivers forgettable fun, but stars Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum are charming together

March 23, 2022 by Sean P. Means

There was a time when a movie like “The Lost City” would arrive, promising good-looking movie stars doing silly things through a wafer-thin plot, and we’d all enjoy ourselves and forget about the experience by the time we got back to our car.

“The Lost City” delivers that same kind of fun, forgettable moviegoing that we used to do — and if that’s not a sign that we’re returning to “normal,” I don’t know what is.

The pretty stars here are Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum — and let’s hear it for a movie that runs the 16-year age gap between its stars in the not-usual direction. Bullock plays Loretta Sage, a former archaeologist turned romance novelist, who hides out in her house to avoid dealing with the world or her widowhood, now going on five years. Tatum plays Alan, the male model who graces the covers of Loretta’s books, who’s really into the role of Loretta’s hero, Dash.

Loretta and Alan don’t get along — though it’s more accurate to say that Loretta doesn’t like Alan; his feelings for her are rather more complicated. So Alan becomes determined to rescue Loretta when the book tour for her latest novel, “The Lost City of D,” is interrupted by a crazed billionaire (Daniel Radcliffe) who kidnaps her when she’s wearing a body-hugging sequined magenta jumpsuit that makes her look like a 5-foot-7 bike reflector.

The billionaire — whose name, Abigail Fairfax, is just one of the things for which he’s overcompensating — believes Loretta, because of the archaeological knowledge she embeds in her romances, has the key to discovering the real “Lost City,” on a tropical Atlantic island.

Alan’s plan to rescue Loretta centers on getting her publisher, Beth (Da’Vine Joy Randolph), to hire a savvy tracker, Jack (Brad Pitt), to infiltrate the island and save Loretta. Alan can’t help but tag along, though, which becomes important when — for reasons I don’t want to spoil — the rescue falls on Alan to complete.

The tag-teamed script boasts five credited writers — the last two being the directors, brothers Adam and Aaron Nee — and is a carefree mishmash of “Indiana Jones” adventure and romantic comedy squabbling. It’s that banter, between Bullock’s flinty Loretta and Tatum’s eager-to-please Alan that provides most of the movie’s entertainment value, though a word of praise for Radcliffe’s petulant villain and Randolph’s scene-stealing as Beth, traversing the Atlantic in pursuit of her star author.

“The Lost City” isn’t a big movie, even with its big stars. It’s out to provide audiences with an undemanding good time. It’s a modest goal, but it’s one the movie reaches.

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‘The Lost City’

★★★

Opens Friday, March 25, in theaters everywhere. Rated PG-13 for violence and some bloody images, suggestive material, partial nudity and language. Running time: 112 minutes.

March 23, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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Naomi Watts plays Pam Bales, a real-life search-and-rescue expert whose survival story is told in “Infinite Storm.” (Photo courtesy of Bleecker Street Films.)

Review: 'Infinite Storm' needs more than Naomi Watts' performance against the elements

March 23, 2022 by Sean P. Means

The drama “Infinite Storm” gives Naomi Watts the one-against-the-wild showcase that Robert Redford had in “All Is Lost” and Emile Hirsch had in “Into the Wild” — but here, it’s not quite enough to fill the bill.

Watts plays a real-life person, Pam Bales, an experienced hiker and climber who one day, in October 2010, went on a hike up her local peak, Mt. Washington in New Hampshire. Her friend (Denis O’Hare) back at the diner in town warns her of the storm the weather service has predicted is coming, and Pam says she’ll be careful and head back well before the storm hits. Pam’s a veteran of the local search-and-rescue team, so she’s confident she’ll come back down safely.

At the trailhead, Pam notices a car with no apparent owner. She starts her hike, and after a while, the snow and the wind turn harsh. That’s when she seeks sneaker prints in the snow, leading to a guy (Billy Howle) who’s unresponsive and improperly dressed for the surroundings and the weather. He’s barely conscious, and unable to give his name — so Pam calls him John.

The bulk of first-time writer Joshua Rollins’ script involves Pam gutting out a way to get herself and John down from that mountain, through howling winds and freezing temperatures. There’s also a backstory, with flashbacks of Pam playing with her two daughters — who, notably, are nowhere to be seen in the non-flashback scenes.

Polish-born director Malgorzata Szumowska does her best work guiding Watts through the physically grueling performance, braving the elements in New Hampshire (or, really Slovenia, where the movie was filmed). Watts gives her all, physically and psychologically, in depicting Bales’ inner struggles and her grit as she wills herself into saving this stranger from the mountain.

Where “Infinite Storm” falls short are in Szumowska’s and Rollins’ efforts to try to retrofit a larger life lesson onto this simple survival story. It doesn’t help Rollins that Hoyle’s character is a cipher, a blank slate onto which Rollins — and, apparently, Bales — could write whatever narrative they needed to make it home. 

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‘Infinite Storm’

★★1/2

Opens Friday, March 25, in theaters everywhere. Rated R for some language and brief nudity. Running time: 104 minutes.

March 23, 2022 /Sean P. Means
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